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Season 2 of Goofing Off: Operation first contact is being prepared for

In my student accommodation dining room we had a quote board. One quote about me: “All we can we do is encourage him”. Nothing has changed.

Ladies and gentlemen, Season 2 of Goofing Off: Operation first contact is being prepared for. pic.twitter.com/sZB4DB47i3
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

Goofed off in the Kabul bird market

Goofed off in the Kabul bird market. Can Tesco price match? pic.twitter.com/m66OQWoolk
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 16, 2021

Lovely chaps

Got threatened at gunpoint because they thought I was a spy, talked them down and they were chill, we hung out goofing off together and they even invited me for tea! Lovely chaps pic.twitter.com/ML73GF7Lme
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 17, 2021

His university said he couldn't publish his book

I used to be homeless for a few months, it was rough. I remember the feeling of the cold and the desperation. I’d rather risk becoming homeless again by dropping out over turning my back to God and not helping my tour guide financially with this book.
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

He posted a snippet of his book

Its only fair to share a snippet of the book. This is when I meet the Taliban after the takeover but before I arrive at the safehouse:
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

With myself putting on a slight charming grin and stating Wales, the two looked at each other confused and replied with “where is Wales?”. I replied by saying it’s a small country and that they hate the British. They both looked at each other and erupted into laughter.
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

They were so satisfied with the badmouthing of Britain that they took that as an adequate answer, shaking my hand and walking away whilst telling me to enjoy the country.”
The book also mentions American psycho many times pic.twitter.com/oTAVUrytzs
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

Persecuted more by uni than the Taliban

Got persecuted more by my uni than I did with the Taliban smh. The liberal uni fears the adventurer.
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

PhD lecturer in my department kicked out

Speaking of that, anyone want to hear the story where I got a PhD lecturer in my department kicked out of my university last year for catfishing and r@ping students for 8 years? https://t.co/m2k6lEOF8n
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

Free holiday

For my return flight back from Afghanistan, I took out terrorism travel insurance for £4 which would basically refund a good portion of the trip. Free holiday pic.twitter.com/SR4ZBK4LVF
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

Be gone thots

After getting back from Kabul, I had a few Pornstars, models and Onlyfans people DM me asking to hook-up, here is one example. I wish them all the best but deny premarital sex, it isn't Christian. I regret all sexual encounters I've had in my atheist days, waiting til marriage pic.twitter.com/13BzcYEGCt
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 21, 2021

Every day goofing off

After getting back from Kabul, I had a few Pornstars, models and Onlyfans people DM me asking to hook-up, here is one example. I wish them all the best but deny premarital sex, it isn't Christian. I regret all sexual encounters I've had in my atheist days, waiting til marriage pic.twitter.com/13BzcYEGCt
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 21, 2021

Photoshopped suit

Reminder that I couldn't be bothered to put on a suit for my LinkedIn profile pic so I just photoshopped myself into one with almost nobody noticing. pic.twitter.com/60cJ14yPY5
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 18, 2021

Autism

Based lol pic.twitter.com/RVIaeuCAPb
— Rook (@Gregglezone) November 18, 2021

London

Going to my most dangerous destination today lads: London. Pray for my safety 🙏
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 17, 2021
Next Trip

Next trip: December time in landing in South Sudan, Juba and then walking hundreds of miles (that’s my name) crossing into Kenya to meet a friend. I’m also going to make this a charity event. It will be documented in glorious 4K 60fps for all of you to see. pic.twitter.com/CRJ1Of5usz
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 15, 2021

Coin

When I went to Pompeii I found a coin (might be a replica), when I go to South Sudan I’ll drop it somewhere to confuse future Archaeologist. We do a little trolling pic.twitter.com/uLmt8Gg5J8
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 16, 2021

South Sudan

Booked the flight to South Sudan, please donate to the GoFundMe so I can help some people and document the trip! $30 is a months salary in South Sudan!https://t.co/YQr2P0Reeh
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 20, 2021

Doubling down

What could go wrong what could go wrong what could go wrong What could go wrong what could go wrong what could go wrong What could go wrong what could go wrong what could go wrong What could go wrong what could go wrong what could go wrong
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 22, 2021

Target reached

Also I just want to say a huge Thankyou to everyone for the support and help, I’ll be sure to try to bring back some stuff for everyone and make this adventure interesting to watch. I’ll also livestream at every opportunity + thank everyone individually. Let me work through DM’s
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 23, 2021

Trip planned out

My trips are quite planned out, here is my last resort adventure plan sneak peak pic.twitter.com/HVxjtBsjhA
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 23, 2021

What's he gonna do for entertainment?

https://t.co/oix57FS4CQ pic.twitter.com/zLcpYCZLfJ
— Char (@CJRChar) November 23, 2021

One step closer

One step closer to South Sudan pic.twitter.com/I4atOuRkJn
— Lord Miles Routledge (@LordVesconte) November 23, 2021

Kim Kardashian West funds flight to bring female Afghan footballers to the UK - AOL

Kanye West splashes a whopping $57.3MILLION on beachside mansion in Malibu by renowned Japanese architect... amid divorce from Kim Kardashian - Mail Online

Malibu Mansion

40 million in renovations

Inside the Kardashian-Jenner Clan's Real Estate - Work + Money

Shrinking homes: the average British house 20% smaller than in 1970s - Which?

Migrant crisis: 31 people drown in ‘deadliest day’ for Channel crossings - inews

Migrant deaths: Five women and a girl among dead after Channel crossing disaster - GB

Concern for migrants’ safety as hundreds resume Channel crossings - Guardian

Migrant Channel Crossings Triple in 2021 - Statista

UK Migrant Channel Crossing Triple on 2021

UK’s Nigel Farage accuses French navy of escorting migrant boat into British waters - ReMix

Wrong Line of Work? UK Border Force Boss Says ‘Bloody Borders’ Are ‘Pain in the Bloody Ass’ - Breitbart

Migrants crossing Channel to claim asylum in Britain 'will no longer be prosecuted' - LBC

Andy Ngo coverage

The suspect accused of plowing through a Christmas parade at high speed in #Waukesha, Wis. and killing six people, all whites, wrote social media posts promoting violence towards white people. https://t.co/pWNP3xJAcY
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

BLM

Daily Beast reporter, @BobSaietta: “How big-time right-wing trolls Andy Ngo and Tim Pool tied the Waukesha killings to Black Lives Matter.” Darrell Edward Brooks’ now-deactivated Facebook page: pic.twitter.com/dJoU0KG3SM
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

Breaking: The affidavit against the #Waukesha massacre suspect has been released. We learn new details, including that there were 62 injured, that the driver stopped then accelerated, & that witnesses said driver drove in zigzag to hit as many as possible. https://t.co/7STSzmNzMk pic.twitter.com/jGHWL2vQx2
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

A 6th person has died in the #Waukesha massacre. 8-year-old Jackson Sparks died in hospital.

A 6th person has died in the #Waukesha massacre. 8-year-old Jackson Sparks died in hospital. Nearly 50 others were injured when Darrell Brooks, a registered sex offender out on bail on other offenses, allegedly rammed his car through the Christmas parade. https://t.co/FzSxZr7HpH
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Bail set at $5million

Darrell Edward Brooks, the #Waukesha, Wis. massacre suspect, had his first appearance in court where his charges were read and his bail set at $5 million. Brooks is considered a high flight risk given his history of violent criminality and bail jumping. https://t.co/4BVOE4jICr
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Leftist journos very mad at andy for reporting
If you're seeing some lunacy about a person of interest who was detained re: Waukesha, here's a brief window into how the right-wing disinfo machine works. It starts with Andy Ngo, of course. First, another reporter—not Andy—does the actual work of finding the POI's record. 1/x pic.twitter.com/0HbDCLbcFz
— Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta) November 22, 2021

Ngo then digs up a FB page allegedly belonging to the POI and posts some screenshots. But not before adding his own editorial slant, which at best could be described as inflammatory (if not outright false) and designed to get the attention of the online right. 2/x
— Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta) November 22, 2021

Clown Mad

Fuck @MrAndyNgo. Fake ass journalist couldn't do actual reporting if his life depended on it. That dude is a piece of shit. https://t.co/dch1bYNNcI
— Adam Schrader (@Schrader_Adam) November 23, 2021

Daily beast message Andy

I don’t want to speak to you & I stand by my reporting.

Instead of writing about my posts, how about you explore the views Darrell Brooks espoused & the progressive policies that allowed a violent career criminal & child sex offender to allegedly mow down more than 50 people? pic.twitter.com/cqTCocAbto
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Daily Beast

How big-time right-wing trolls Andy Ngo and Tim Pool tied the Waukesha killings to Black Lives Matter https://t.co/hfe7SCu8yo
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) November 23, 2021

massacre suspect tied himself to BLM through his own social media posts
The #Waukesha, Wis. massacre suspect tied himself to BLM through his own social media posts, @BobSaietta. https://t.co/1phT7otawH
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Daily Beast Hypocrisy

pic.twitter.com/RpCaSmNff0
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) November 24, 2021

Media Matters

Associates of Media Matters, a political operative group for Democrats, are concerned the violent history of the #Waukesha massacre suspect will be used to harm bail reform. Many leftists believe one way to get closer to equity is to release criminals & undermine justice system. pic.twitter.com/A3xCTYjlLg
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

Accident

Accident. https://t.co/pj6YQzKmNB pic.twitter.com/TyXW8eIJcO
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

'Accident'

MSNBC calling it an "accident!" pic.twitter.com/1734MjOh4X
— USA or USSR? (@ArmedSarcasm) November 22, 2021

Waukesha parade crash suspect appeared to have no emotion as officers tried to stop him, authorities say - CNN

"CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor"

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor https://t.co/GHo6vjtam1
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 24, 2021

"Crash"

Again, this has been used multiple times. This is not an accident. pic.twitter.com/G726Roezwj
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 24, 2021

Wow @FoxNews is calling the Waukesha terrorist attack a “parade crash”

just like the other spineless corporate media trying bury the real story

All while talking to a sitting congressman @DanCrenshawTX

WTF is going on? pic.twitter.com/ERkk6BHqmo
— ELIJAH (@ElijahSchaffer) November 25, 2021

"2021 Waukesha Christmas Parade car crash"

And there it is pic.twitter.com/CwuqNRycvi
— Jack Posobiec ✝️ (@JackPosobiec) November 24, 2021

2021 Waukesha Christmas parade attack - Wiki

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow failed to mention career criminal Darrell Brooks during Waukesha parade attack segment - Fox News

Suspect In Waukesha Christmas Parade Tragedy, Darrell Brooks, Charged With Murder; He Has Long Criminal Record - CBS Chicago

Big brain take

Leftist ideologue says the #Waukesha parade massacre suspect shouldn’t have been kept in jail despite his long violent criminal record because the better solution would be to limit access to vehicles. pic.twitter.com/Jqx6TFURCb
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 24, 2021

Illinois Democrat calls Waukesha tragedy 'karma' for Rittenhouse acquittal - Post Millenial

Illinois Democrat loses job for calling Waukesha massacre 'karma' for Rittenhouse acquittal - Post Millenial

Dem coms head

Peggy Tener Taylor, the communications chair and magisterial chair for @ChesterfieldDem, mocks the victims of the #Waukesha, Wis. Christmas parade massacre: pic.twitter.com/X6U7YNaqG3
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Occupy Democrats

Update: @OccupyDemocrats deleted their tweet after I informed their followers that video contradicted what they claimed. Occupy Democrats falsely said a woman was "fighting for her life" after a Trump supporter "plowed" into #BLM protesters in Connecticut. https://t.co/DPakmNbSii pic.twitter.com/J2dei4yxxE
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

There is video evidence

On Saturday night, #BLM protesters blocked the road in Manchester, Conn. A car drives slowly through them. The group claims they have injuries, despite declining medical assistance. One leader claimed to Fox 61 the driver intentionally wanted to hit them. pic.twitter.com/tVcFz7E1iw
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 23, 2021

Correction

CORRECTION: Last night, we tweeted out initial reports regarding a possible car attack in Connecticut that turned out to be false. The motive/political alignment of the driver remain unknown. None of the victims were hospitalized. We sincerely apologize for the mistake.
— Occupy Democrats (@OccupyDemocrats) November 23, 2021

Kamala Harris meets with family of Jacob Blake in Wisconsin, Blake joins by phone - abc

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